I'M SO FUCKING THIRSTY!

it's been such a long time since i had a drink
i've been sober way to long, i cant even think
i've got a good solution, one that sets me free
i walk to my beer 'cause my beer don't walk to me

i'm so thirsty, i want another beer!
hey, you over there! bring one over here!

i'm so thirsty, i want another beer!
hey, you over there! bring one over here!

that long day is over and, it's time to kick one back
my life is way too short so i'm gonna have a blast
i've got my own solution, one that sets me free
i walk to my beer 'cause my beer don't walk to me

i'm so thirsty, i want another beer!
hey, you over there! bring one over here!

i'm so thirsty, i want another beer!
hey, you over there! bring one over here!

GO!

i'm not an alcoholic, i'm just a fucking drunk
just your average working-class white suburban punk
i've got my own solution, on that sets me free
walk to my beer 'cause my beer don't walk to me

i'm so thirsty, i want another beer!
hey, you over there! bring one over here!

i'm so thirsty, i want another beer!
hey, you over there! bring one over here!

BRING! ONE! OVER! HERE!